I tweeted at some point that if I were to win my GOTY of LSU -2.5 I would give y’all my NFL picks for this week and boy am I regretting that tweet at the moment. It is presently 4:33 AM Sunday morning the first games will be kicking off in less than 8 hours. I have been conscious for 20 straight hours and have gotten around 15 hours of sleep in the last three days. I state all of this for the sole reason that I am so far down the rabbit hole at the moment that I am bound to pull out winners this Sunday. I read Logan’s Picks for this Sunday, but I have no recollection of what he picked and I am not going back to read it until after I am done with this. With that all stated I will give you a six pack of my best bets this NFL Sunday. This will not be the level of detail I put in to my one true love of picking college games so be forewarned.

Colts vs Titans (-2.5)
I think the Colts are frauds. Like the Katy Perry song they are hot and they are cold. Matt Ryan’s play will determine this game and I aim to see a regression this week.

Giants vs Jaguars (-3)
The G Men only have one loss and are three point road dogs. The men in suits in the desert must think something fishy is going on in Jacksonville and I am inclined to believe they know something I do not.

Jets vs Broncos (+1.5)
Me fading both the NYC teams I hate what could go wrong?

Lions vs Cowboys (Over 48.5)
Dak returns this week against one of the worst defenses in the league lets make a splash.

Chiefs vs 49ers (Under 49)
I see the chiefs having trouble with turnovers in this one and the 49ers not being able to capitalize enough to hit the over in this one.

Seahawks vs Chargers (Over 50.5)
Geno is balling and Justin Herbert is always entertaining as hell. In a battle between two west coast teams that I am completely indifferent to I wish them all the best in scoring points this Sunday afternoon.

Now my watch has ended and I slip into the sweet embrace of sleep.

All Odds are courtesy of the Barstool Sports book as of 10/23/2022