YTD 123-114-1 +9 Units 

6-2 picking sides last week which is great until I started tallying how I did on totals (1-4) and that put a damper on the sheet last week bringing us to 7-6 for week 11. Sure I got screwed on the Miami under. The U scoring 3 touchdowns late in the 4th quarter was mean and unnecessary, but regardless. I was dead wrong about the Arkansas over I mean 23 points come on! My good friend Brian Crow (who I currently have blocked on twitter) did in fact call that game as an under from opening kickoff, so credit to him on that. The TCU and Michigan overs were never really in play either. Overall just a miserable week on that front. Week 12 is now upon us though so let us wipe the slate clean hit the books and find some winners together what do ya say???

Sides YTD 72-66-1

Navy vs UCF (-16)

A week after backing the Midshipman against Notre Dame I am back to fading them as they head south for orlando this week. I got off this UCF team early this year after a loss and a couple bad beats. I think the coast is clear here though and I like the knights to handle business in the bounce house especially with an 11 am kickoff time. 

Kansas State (-7.5) vs West Virginia

 Now don’t get me wrong I know playing in Morgantown as a road favorite is not an easy task by any stretch of the imagination, but this KState team is desperate to keep their dreams of playing in the Big 12 championship alive. They will need to be on their A+ game to cover this number against a mountaineers team that has definitely played better at home this year. I think the wildcats want to make the big 12 championship an all purple affair and in order to make that happen they have to win this game. 

Oregon State (-8) vs Arizona State 

The Oregon State beavers are covering machines. The beavs have cover the spread in 80% of their games this year. The Sun Devils on the other hand have lost both of their games in november by an average of 12 points. I like those two cherry picked stats working together in my favor. Oregon State also has a turnover chainsaw that is metal as hell.

Georgia (-22) vs Kentucky

To many points??? Doesn’t matter just layem. The Dawgs are to damn good I don’t know how to keep coming up with new ways to package their dominance just bet them, cash the checks and smile.

Ohio State (-27.5) vs Maryland

I told you to take Penn State vs Maryland last week easy winner. I am telling to take Ohio State vs Maryland this week easy winner. This sport does not always have to be hard.

Penn State (-19) vs Rutgers 

The Nittnay lions are a very good football team unfortunately they play in the same division as Ohio State and Michigan. They are however a lot better than the rest of the big 10 they go in and win this game by 28+.

Iowa (+2.5) vs Minnesota

The Hawkeyes have been repaying my faith in them by leaps and bounds the last month of the season. They took care of business against the badgers last week. This is a Hawkeyes team that could accidentally find themselves in the Big 10 championship game again this year fairly easily. Fight for Iowa! Plus I still really dislike PJ Fleck.

GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR

Ole Miss vs Arkansas (+3)

I looked at this line a few times and thought do I need those points? Then I thought back to myself hmm how many games has Arkansas lost by less than three points this year. Oh yeah thats right they have lost 3 games this by three or less points two of those being the last two weeks. The homer pick would be the moneyline, but as a consummate professional and your source for college football betting information it is my duty to give you winners so we will be taking +3. That is all a forward to the important information about this game. This game will be played at 7pm this Saturday with a temperature of 28 degrees at kickoff and that will only continue to drop as the game drags on. This will also be the first Razorbacks home game I will be in attendance for with my lovely parents (Love you Mom and Dad) as well some rebel interlopers by the names of Jack and Maxwell. On the field though this game will come down to who can run the football better and which team can win the turnover battle. Ole miss will struggle to throw the ball consistently, because of the hogs front 4 pressure, but when they get past that first level the rebels have plenty of skill guys who can take it the distance on the hogs with how the tackling has been on the back end this season. This game will be absolutely bone chilling cold and I will be inebriated to the point right in front of which I would receive a public intoxication ticket. Whole Hawg, Half Ham, Arkansas by Damn! Woo Pig Sooie!

Totals YTD 51-48-1

Iowa vs Minnesota (Over 32.5)

I mean come on 32.5?????? I am legally obligated to take this.

WKU vs Auburn (Over 52.5)

I think the hilltoppers will be able to score some points on Auburn and Cadillac seems to have the boys playing slightly more inspired at the moment.

Houston vs East Carolina (Over 67.5)

I may be to late for this trend, but houston overs are hitting at 90% this year take it.

Parlay of the week

1-11 -5.04 units 

Arkansas +3, Penn State -19, Oregon State -8

+556

10 to win 55.68

All Odds are via the Barstool Sportsbook as of 11/17/2022