Welcome back folks after another week of disappointing NFL football and another week of the Cowboys kicking ass. Watching the boys drop 54 lost me a bet but brought me so much joy, so it was worth it. That Under never stood a chance lmao. 2-4 last week simply will not do.

Alright, I am extremely busy with work and just my personal life in general so I will try to make this one quick, short and sweet. I have to tend to real life things, but I am still committed to giving out my picks even if I am getting my teeth kicked in. The account is looking a little rough, not going to lie to you.

We got off to a hot start last week starting 2-0, which was the only wins we got. Dolphins got dicked on by “big cock Brock,” Chiefs got beat by Joey B (W for everyone else), Cowboys flexed hard, and the Bucs freakin suck. I need to quit betting the bucs, because they are just bad. I also need to start trusting the Cowboys more.

NFL Picks YTD 24-24-1

Raiders (-6.5) vs. Rams

Rams are terrible. I am sorry to all my buddies who are Rams fans. Baker Mayfield is still bad, and he will not do well tomorrow, I promise. Raiders seem to be on a tiny heater, so we are riding with them. This is a bad TNF game though.

Bills vs. Jets Under 43.5

One more shot at betting unders on 9.5 point spreads. I dont think this will be a super high scoring game, but that O/U is very low. Lets all have a prayer circle the Bills score twice and hold the Jets to 0 for a super boring game here.

Cowboys (-16.5) vs. Texans

Big Texas game here. I am fully committed to the boys covering every game now. The Texans are not very good and I am positive our defense is going to get at least 8 sacks this game. Ill be surprised if the Texans even score at all. GIVE ME THE COWBOYS TO COVER ALL THEM DAMN POINTS BABY.

Seahawks (-4) vs. Panthers

Geno Smith is absolutely crushing it in Seattle. The panthers are in shambles. I really think this line could be higher and could move. This is a home game and I imagine this Seahawks team is going to be flying. Good side bet here would be DK anytime TD.

Dolphins (-3) vs. Chargers

Chargers have not been doing well, so I will stick with the trend. Dolphins have a bounce back game here for sure. Give me the fins -3.

Patriots (-1.5) vs. Cardinals

Gut feeling here. Cardinals are really hurting and have fallen off a lot. Patriots are very capable of destroying the Cardinals in this game. I will happily take the line at 1.5. Mac Jones and Bill get this done easily.

All odds courtesy of FanDuel Sportsbook as of 12/7/2022