3-2 week last week, and I didnt get to watch hardly any NFL. Sunday I worked on my house like a real adult. Caught the second half of the Bills/Ravens game (hit the over). Then Monday I sliced my hand open on a bread knife and got to make a fun trip to the ER to get patched back together. Also caught enough of the game to see the Vikings get my over in that one too. So here we are, week 2. I, knowing no more than I did last week (sort of). Vibes only this week gentlemen. Lot of great games on the board this week. Lots of picks.

NFL Picks YTD 3-2

Commanders vs. Packers (-3)

Commanders were pretty good last year, but the Packers this year have the potential to really have a chance to go deep in the playoffs. I happened to see that my guy Micah had a good first game as a packer last week. They are at home. I like the packers in this one. Go Pack Go!

Giants vs. Cowboys (-4.5)

I am once again ready to be hurt. I am all the way back in. The Cowboys last week looked damn good, so much better than I expected them to be. This might be a peak year for Dak’s career. NFC east battle, so you know the deal. Cowboys at home.

Bills (-6.5) vs. Jets

My best friend and author of the other sheet on this website is a grade A Josh Allen hater. But I LOVE Josh Allen. He is absolute DAWG. Bills struggled against the Ravens (rightfully so), but I dont see that happening here. Jets cannot convince me that they are any good. Bills crush them.

Browns vs. Ravens Under 45.5

If this bet loses, its because the Ravens scored a bagillion points.

Eagles vs. Chiefs Over 46.5

From what I saw of the Eagles defense against the Cowboys, they cant stop shit. Mahomes is gonna scamble all over them. Then to counter that, the Eagles offense is gonna dick down the Chiefs defense, just run it down a MFs throat. 46.5 seems low to me, give me the over.

Falcons (+3.5) vs. Vikings

This one is a bit of a toss up, but gotta stick with the dogs on the road here. Both these teams looked pretty good in week 1. I think they keep it close enough that Falcons cover.

Chargers (-3) vs. Raiders

I just dont think the Raiders are that good, and wont be anytime soon. Chargers looked REALLY good against the Chiefs in the season opener. 3 points for Justin Herbert and crew against the Vegas Raiders who are in shambles it seems? Yeah, Bolt Up.

Bonus Bet – Micah Parsons to record 1+ sacks vs the commanders (-108)

All odds courtesy of DraftKings Sportsbook as of 9/11/2025