What a weekend of college football hard to beat that last week of gambling at a 10-4 clip on our picks Saturday and the newly created parlay of the week also cashes for us. I spent the weekend up to my eyeballs in bets and booze in Tuscaloosa. Watching my valiant hogs give all they had and even though they may have come short of my moneyline projection, they easily kept it within the number in order for the parlay to fly. I am firing on all cylinders heading into feast week and with rivalry week this week and bowl season just around the corner now is the time to run up the score. We are already at +21 units on straight bets and factor in the parlay and were at +26.93 units time to see how well I am actually seeing the board this weekend.
Sides YTD 44-34-1
Ole Miss (+1) vs Mississippi State
We pick against the spread here on this blog for my records so take the point in this one. I am not really sure what this year’s egg bowl will look like. Both teams are a lot better than last year. Curious to see if Lane can get the boys fired up since he appears to be leaving for bluer waters at the end of the year. At the end of the day though I will be watching this game with my dear friend Maxwell so give me Ole Miss.
Eastern Michigan vs Central Michigan (-8.5)
Fire up Chips! Now they are not playing in the midweek game this week, but the chips have won me so much money this year I just got to stick with them for a few more weeks out of brand loyalty. Pimpleton and Lew Nichols are amazing and they will carry me again in this matchup.
Mizzou at Arkansas (-14.5)
Arkansas has not beat Mizzou since I have been a student at the U of A. That changes this weekend. Arkansas is 6th in the nation in running the football. Mizzou is near dead last in stopping the run. The boys from Arkansas are gonna whomp these boys all afternoon friday.
Colorado vs Utah (-24.5)
The buffaloes are having a tough time this season. It won’t get any better having to go to Utah this weekend. Utes big.
Wazzou (-1.5) vs Washington
What a nightmare of a season for the two apple cup participants. The apple cup is always fun though and its night so I know I will end up watching so give me the cougars with Washington’s problems being a little more fresh and therefore slightly more susceptible to diseases
Army (+3.5) vs Liberty
In a classic battle between church and state give me the federal government in this duel. The cadets always play hard for us and catching 3.5 points vs a team coached by a guy that bought hookers for recruits at his old job, then somehow got this one at one of the largest religious schools in the country I have to take them. GO ARMY!
Florida (-2.5) vs Florida State
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Both of these teams are gross. They both however have to beat the other if they would like to go bowling in a couple weeks. With a fresh interim and SEC talent still on the roster, albeit less because Dan Mullen apparently never recruited in season, give me the gators in this one.
Georgia (-35) vs Georgia Tech
This one will be very ugly if you’re a tech fan. Go Dawgs.
Oregon State (+6.5) vs Oregon
Not sure what happened to the ducks down the stretch. Oh that’s right the Pac-12 will always and forever cannibalize itself. The Beavers are playing good football as of late and they have a cool chainsaw on the sidelines. How can you root against them?
Wisconsin (-6.5) vs Minnesota
Here we are again at the end of the year again and the Badgers will be representing the Big 10 west in its yearly battle vs the buckeyes in Indy. Badgers go on the road and get the axe back this weekend.
Oklahoma vs Oklahoma state (-4) AKA BEDLAM
It’s weird how Mike Gundy is coaching a Big 10 team this year. Their offense is average to bad. That defense however is lights out and with how bad OU has been on offense most of the year they’re gonna struggle to do much of anything in the realm of scoring points this year.
Notre Dame (-19) vs Stanford
Notre Dame the team no one in the country is talking about. I think we are all kinda of okay with that fact too. Alas they will probably find a way to sneak in the playoff this year. They kill stanford and their dumb tree in this one Irish big.
8-3-1
Totals YTD 42-31
Kansas State vs Texas (Over 51.5)
Didn’t Kansas just score like 57 on Texas in Austin? Yeah they did give me the over.
Cincinnati vs ECU (Over 57.5)
I really wish I would stop betting on Bearcat games. Mainly because they never seem to do what I want them to do, and second because my brain hates having to spell Cincinnati. Give me the over though in this one they will be looking for style points and I got a feeling the pirates will do enough to hold up their end of the bargain.
Colorado vs Utah (Over 52.5)
Our over Utes let me down last week not running up the score on the ducks more to hit that one. In a similar spot here with the lame duck buffs coming into town. I like them to get it done this week though.
Georgia vs Georgia tech (Under 55.5)
The Yellowjackets will not score. UNDER.
Houston vs UCONN (Over 56.5)
I like Dana to help us out here and hit this over one time.
Ohio state vs Michigan (Over 63.5)
Ohio State is a machine and they will cover the 8 points but I dont have the heart to pick it for the sides. I will simply take the over and root for a few Michigan points.
Pitt vs Syaracuse (Over 58.5)
Kenny Pickett is really fucking fun to watch and so is the syracuse running back Tucker. Point, Points, Points and that’s why we love watching Pitt.
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Parlay of the Week
YTD 1-0
+5.93 Units
Wazzou -1.5, Wisconsin -6.5, KSTATE vs Texas Over 51.5
ODDS +585, 10 to win 58.58
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All odds are via the Barstool Sportsbook as of 11/23/2021