Alright ladies and gents, welcome back to another year of trash and brain dead picks by yours truly. Last year was tough and only managed to go even pretty much, with one push. Based off how confused I am about this season already, I am sure this year will be more of the same. Last night I absolutely hammered the Chiefs which came back to bite me in the ass. I guess we have learned that Dan Campbell and the Lions are an absolute wagon, also Patty Mahomes cant do anything impressive without the superstars around him. Also Kadarius Toney blows. Quick sheet this week because I am confident in nothing at all, lets get to the picks.

NFL Picks YTD 0-0

Raiders (+3.5) vs Broncos

Russell Wilson had a hilariously horrible season last year. I expect this season will be nothing different especially on the opening game. I don’t care if this is at mile high or not. Give me Jimmy G as a DAWG in the clouds.

Cowboys (-3.5) vs Giants

Being a Cowboys fan aside, I actually like this pick a lot. Waller is on the injury report for the Giants now. Who else do the Giants have to turn to? I feel like the Cowboys need to prove something and do it fast. Looking for a better looking offensive line and a stellar defense. Cowboys show out in the meadow lands during prime time season opener. Book it.

Bills (-2.5) vs Jets

I love Josh Allen and I think he is an absolute stud. That being said I have never been one to doubt Aaron Rodgers either. I think this new rag tag jets team is going to need some chemistry building and testing to really see their full potential. I am betting on the Jets stumbling out of the gate this season and the Bills getting this done. Surely they can win by a field goal..

All odds courtesy of FanDuel Sportsbook as of 09/8/2023